Mellow no more!!

Let me tell you, I went out with a bang in 2012. I had a fever and all sorts of other problems. No amount of han-i-tan-i-cizer would have helped me. Those germs were infinite strong. They even got my dad. My mom said that the only saving grace was that it made me meeeellllllooooowww. I fell asleep all over the house. But I'm BACK IN ACTION!!!

I even went skiing last weekend for the first time and I won!! The only thing that didn't work out was I didn't get to go to the "real Mt. Hood." I was expecting to go onto the top of that white mountain and we didn't! No fair.

It was all batman. All the time.

I use to be Batman's #1 fan. I wore a Batman shirt almost every single day. I played Batman at school (Keats was Robin). I watched Batman cartoons with gusto (picture a highly interactive spectator). And I would not leave my house without either a Batman cape or Batman action figure. Duh na na na na na na na... BATMAN!! Sadly, Ironman has bumped Batman from his pedestal.

It's just me and my mojo!

I am who I am. I just can't help it. Now get out of my way or I'll destroy you with my blaster!

Chilling Out

You might have heard that it got pretty cold and wet here about a month ago. Deano's friend told him that it was going to snow over the weekend. So on Saturday, we waited and waited... but no snow. My mom and dad felt bad for us, so we all got in the car and headed for the beach. You have to ride through the mountains to get to the beach! SNOW! There were cars all wiped across the road...but not ours! We played in the snow, AND at the beach all in one day! It was really cold and so cool!




I also should tell you about a recent success of mine. My mom had no choice but to take me into an antique store the other day. Before we went inside, she laid down the law: no climbing, no swinging, no poking, no dancing, no yelling. No fun. She warned me that if I did not mind my manners in the store, that she would take a picture of me being crazy and show it do my dad. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well you would have thought I was a girl. I was sugar, and spice, and everything nice. And when we got outside, she took a picture of me being the perfect gentleman. FYI, she hasn't seen him since.

PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!!!

Now if you know anything about Buzz Lightyear, you'll understand why this was the perfect choice for my costume this year. As does Buzz, I take myself very seriously. Don't bother trying to convince me that I don't actually shoot lasers out of my finger tips when I'm battling Daddy. I have lasers and I can see them.

My manners were sort of yin and yang while trick-or-treating. In lieu of saying "trick-or-treat," I YELLED, "Please and thank you!!!!!!" (sort of aggressively) at every front door. And while I was showering them with kindness, I was taking fist-fulls of candy out of each bowl. Nobody noticed that until I started dragging my bag of candy on the ground behind me. Hey, there is always that guy at Halloween and it might as well be me.

It's MY turn!!

I finally get to take a swimming lesson all by myself! There I am just sitting on the ledge with my goggles half full of water (is that not how they're suppose to work?). Anyway, it only took one week for me to get the green light to move to the next level. It must be because I have no problem being completely submerged under the water. I take the same approach with swimming that I do with everything else in my life... Balls-to-the-wall, man. It's the only way to go.

I-D-H-H-O

Idaho, Idaho, GO GO GO!!!!!!


And the first thing I did was fall into the fire water pond at Warren. The paps tried to get a photo of me, but my personal assistant blocked the lens. That's why she gets the big bucks (or not).

Then I pooped in the hot tub. (Yes, it's been drained.)

On the upside... I got to see all of my grandparents in the same place, ride four wheelers, catch frogs, roast marshmallows, and visit with my great grandpa and big cousin Kash (he can do everything)!!!!





To cap it off, we took a ride on a pontoon boat! I drove a tiny bit. But mostly, I hid from the sun under a towel. I'm fair, you know!