Can you say AMEN?!

I slept through the night on Monday. It can be done! But first someone has to try to figure out how to keep me strapped into my miracle blanket. I get my arms out every time and then get all frustrated because I feel like a bug tangled up in a spider web. AND I've been max'ing out my diaper. So I have been upgraded to a size 4 for the nighttime. That's big. Don't tell my doctor. Don't worry, though. I'm still in a 3 during the day. Fours are just my fat pants.

Inspection Time

Look who thinks he knows a thing or two about perfection? How did I do, big brother? Do I measure up to your standards?

Last night my mom really botched up my bottle feeding. She didn't screw the lid on correctly so when my dad went to feed me, it poured all over my face.

Was it something I said?

What did you call me?

Daddy, did you just call me a "porker?" I believe you did. And whilst your arm was elbow-deep in a bag of chips.

You know what I am doing A LOT of lately? Smiling. My eyes even twinkle when I do it. It really creates a stir around here. Even my brother is impressed. He'll point his freshly boogered finger at me and say "Whook at Duhwin! I wuv him!"

Making Up for Lost Time

It's second best to being inside mama's tummy. Aaahhh...

Ahead of Schedule (once again...)

Guess what I have... a TOOTH! And not just any ol' tooth... a molar! This might explain why I was a little unfriendly last week. I am also making a small attempt at laughing. It's out of politess, really. I'm waiting for someone to be funny around here.

I'm a moose!

Who knew that preemies could be so large? You've heard of the expression "Large and In Charge" haven't you? Well, I'm no exception. I decide when people get to sleep and when people get to eat around here. I have begun to hand out smiles more regularly and they are very cute. I also recently got my first RSV shot and it made me MAD!! My very empathatic big brother even cried for me after saying over and over again "I don't want Duh-win to get a shot!!" Thanks for the effort, Bro. But as you saw, it didn't work.

5 HOURS!

I did a five hour stretch between feedings last night and nobody is happier about it than my mom and dad.  We all woke up a little more refreshed this morning.  Aaaahh.  Could it be because I am no longer in newborn diapers?  Is that what happens when you get upgraded to Size 1?  Auntie P would think so!