
Daddy, did you just call me a "porker?" I believe you did. And whilst your arm was elbow-deep in a bag of chips.
You know what I am doing A LOT of lately? Smiling. My eyes even twinkle when I do it. It really creates a stir around here. Even my brother is impressed. He'll point his freshly boogered finger at me and say "Whook at Duhwin! I wuv him!"