Friday, November 11, 2011

PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!!!


Now if you know anything about Buzz Lightyear, you'll understand why this was the perfect choice for my costume this year. As does Buzz, I take myself very seriously. Don't bother trying to convince me that I don't actually shoot lasers out of my finger tips when I'm battling Daddy. I have lasers and I can see them.

My manners were sort of yin and yang while trick-or-treating. In lieu of saying "trick-or-treat," I YELLED, "Please and thank you!!!!!!" (sort of aggressively) at every front door. And while I was showering them with kindness, I was taking fist-fulls of candy out of each bowl. Nobody noticed that until I started dragging my bag of candy on the ground behind me. Hey, there is always that guy at Halloween and it might as well be me.