Thursday, January 15, 2009

Can you say AMEN?!


I slept through the night on Monday. It can be done! But first someone has to try to figure out how to keep me strapped into my miracle blanket. I get my arms out every time and then get all frustrated because I feel like a bug tangled up in a spider web. AND I've been max'ing out my diaper. So I have been upgraded to a size 4 for the nighttime. That's big. Don't tell my doctor. Don't worry, though. I'm still in a 3 during the day. Fours are just my fat pants.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Inspection Time


Look who thinks he knows a thing or two about perfection? How did I do, big brother? Do I measure up to your standards?

Last night my mom really botched up my bottle feeding. She didn't screw the lid on correctly so when my dad went to feed me, it poured all over my face.

Was it something I said?