Thursday, December 17, 2009

Dear Santa:


I know we didn't hit it off very well the other day. And I didn't get the chance to tell you what I want for Christmas. So, here's my list:

- Mug full of hot coffee
- Some live wires
- An open bottle of beer (I just want to pour it everywhere)
- A box, stool... whatever will help me get up onto the tables in this house.
- Another empty milk jug

That's about it. By the way, I forgive you.