It's MY turn!!

I finally get to take a swimming lesson all by myself! There I am just sitting on the ledge with my goggles half full of water (is that not how they're suppose to work?). Anyway, it only took one week for me to get the green light to move to the next level. It must be because I have no problem being completely submerged under the water. I take the same approach with swimming that I do with everything else in my life... Balls-to-the-wall, man. It's the only way to go.

I-D-H-H-O

Idaho, Idaho, GO GO GO!!!!!!


And the first thing I did was fall into the fire water pond at Warren. The paps tried to get a photo of me, but my personal assistant blocked the lens. That's why she gets the big bucks (or not).

Then I pooped in the hot tub. (Yes, it's been drained.)

On the upside... I got to see all of my grandparents in the same place, ride four wheelers, catch frogs, roast marshmallows, and visit with my great grandpa and big cousin Kash (he can do everything)!!!!





To cap it off, we took a ride on a pontoon boat! I drove a tiny bit. But mostly, I hid from the sun under a towel. I'm fair, you know!

The Dirty Work of Teeth Cleaning

You know that herding cats is hard, right? Cats are rookies. Try brushing my teeth. The only way I will sort of cooperate is if my dad holds an action figure who holds the tooth brush that brushes my teeth. If my teeth don't all rot and fall out, it will be a miracle.

Next Up...

Did you know that the word 'next' has many different applications? Here are my two latest creations:

1. Nexteen (It's a number somewhere after twelve and right before twenty. It usually signifies that I've lost my way.)

2. Nexterday (as in "I don't want to do that today. I'll do it nexterday." a.k.a. Talk to the hand.)

Time for a Nap, You Say?

To Infinity and Beyoooooond!!!!

I love love love By-Zear. (aka Buzz Lightyear.) Sometimes, when my mama puts me down for my nap, you can hear me on my monitor saying (over and over again) "Pete, do you copy me? Pete, do you copy me?!" OR "To Infinity and Beyond!" Lord help the fool who loses track of my Buzz Lightyear lego action figure. The world WILL stop on its axis until it is recovered.

So how do I look in Gamy's mask? Hot, right?

Merry Merry Quite Contrary

I had forgotten about this guy. I'm still not a fan!! I don't care how he rides or what he brings. He's sca-we! Take me off his lap before I jab his eyes out with Boba Fett. And I mean it!

Seasonal Word List:

t'mus: Christmas
t'mus whites: Christmas lights
t'mus tee: Christmas tree
cha-dit: chocolate
can cane: candy cane

Before I sign off, let's talk Chacabacca (a.k.a Chewbacca). This is me on Halloween all dressed up and smothered in cha-dit. Just like my brother did when he was two, I wanted to eat my candy at each door... but they wouldn't let me. I was suppose to put it in my tick-a-teet bag. Not my tummy. Lame.