How Old Am I?

It's hard to tell.  I was suppose to come on September 28th... but as you know, I'm ahead of the game.  I have been very busy for the past 6 weeks.  Eating, sleeping, and diaper changing (which is no fun for anyone).  When someone attempts to do the deed, I tuck my legs into the fetal position and scream loudly.  I guess that makes me my own worst enemy because it always prolongs the event.  During the nighttime changes, my dad does the changing while my mom holds a heater over me.  It feels really nice.  I wonder what other kinds of high maintenance requests I'll come up with.  Actually, to be fair, I am a good little guy.  My mom and dad are very thankful!