PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!!!

Now if you know anything about Buzz Lightyear, you'll understand why this was the perfect choice for my costume this year. As does Buzz, I take myself very seriously. Don't bother trying to convince me that I don't actually shoot lasers out of my finger tips when I'm battling Daddy. I have lasers and I can see them.

My manners were sort of yin and yang while trick-or-treating. In lieu of saying "trick-or-treat," I YELLED, "Please and thank you!!!!!!" (sort of aggressively) at every front door. And while I was showering them with kindness, I was taking fist-fulls of candy out of each bowl. Nobody noticed that until I started dragging my bag of candy on the ground behind me. Hey, there is always that guy at Halloween and it might as well be me.

It's MY turn!!

I finally get to take a swimming lesson all by myself! There I am just sitting on the ledge with my goggles half full of water (is that not how they're suppose to work?). Anyway, it only took one week for me to get the green light to move to the next level. It must be because I have no problem being completely submerged under the water. I take the same approach with swimming that I do with everything else in my life... Balls-to-the-wall, man. It's the only way to go.

I-D-H-H-O

Idaho, Idaho, GO GO GO!!!!!!


And the first thing I did was fall into the fire water pond at Warren. The paps tried to get a photo of me, but my personal assistant blocked the lens. That's why she gets the big bucks (or not).

Then I pooped in the hot tub. (Yes, it's been drained.)

On the upside... I got to see all of my grandparents in the same place, ride four wheelers, catch frogs, roast marshmallows, and visit with my great grandpa and big cousin Kash (he can do everything)!!!!





To cap it off, we took a ride on a pontoon boat! I drove a tiny bit. But mostly, I hid from the sun under a towel. I'm fair, you know!

The Dirty Work of Teeth Cleaning

You know that herding cats is hard, right? Cats are rookies. Try brushing my teeth. The only way I will sort of cooperate is if my dad holds an action figure who holds the tooth brush that brushes my teeth. If my teeth don't all rot and fall out, it will be a miracle.

Next Up...

Did you know that the word 'next' has many different applications? Here are my two latest creations:

1. Nexteen (It's a number somewhere after twelve and right before twenty. It usually signifies that I've lost my way.)

2. Nexterday (as in "I don't want to do that today. I'll do it nexterday." a.k.a. Talk to the hand.)

Time for a Nap, You Say?

To Infinity and Beyoooooond!!!!

I love love love By-Zear. (aka Buzz Lightyear.) Sometimes, when my mama puts me down for my nap, you can hear me on my monitor saying (over and over again) "Pete, do you copy me? Pete, do you copy me?!" OR "To Infinity and Beyond!" Lord help the fool who loses track of my Buzz Lightyear lego action figure. The world WILL stop on its axis until it is recovered.

So how do I look in Gamy's mask? Hot, right?