Now if you know anything about Buzz Lightyear, you'll understand why this was the perfect choice for my costume this year. As does Buzz, I take myself very seriously. Don't bother trying to convince me that I don't actually shoot lasers out of my finger tips when I'm battling Daddy. I have lasers and I can see them.
My manners were sort of yin and yang while trick-or-treating. In lieu of saying "trick-or-treat," I YELLED, "Please and thank you!!!!!!" (sort of aggressively) at every front door. And while I was showering them with kindness, I was taking fist-fulls of candy out of each bowl. Nobody noticed that until I started dragging my bag of candy on the ground behind me. Hey, there is always that guy at Halloween and it might as well be me.
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